Catalogs as Temptation

By the way, I'm NOT reading, thumbing through, perusing, or in any other manner even LOOKING at the hundreds of catalogs which I receive on a monthly (weekly? daily?) basis.

Nope. No way, no how.

Begone, Nordstrom's! Out of here, Drapers! Not looking at ya, Ross-Simons! Chadwick's? You're history.

Sigh.